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Thursday, March 31, 2011

Adding to a Prior Post:

So a few posts ago I did a Ginny Weasley costume walk-through, but even though I knew everything I needed and where to get it, I didn't actually have it in my closet; it was still slowly coming together. So for the white button down shirt, which I recently found was not currently available at this time in the year, you can also try http://www.cookieskids.com/ in their uniform section. You can find a gray skirt there as well. So ya, just thought I'd add that. I'll post pictures soon!

Tuesday, March 29, 2011

REALLY? If I don't exist then WHO IS WRITING THIS?!?! HUH?

Ok, so my sister lives in Oregon. And she goes to this all-girls school there. So she tells her friends there about Jelly (me, for those of you who can't relate the blog title to the person and are sorta like... Brain dead.) and they don't believe her. They seriously think she is lying about having a Geeky (capitalized due to the fact that Geeks are a separate race from humans and should be well distinguished from human beings), goofy, 12 year old piece of awesome for a sister. WHAT? If you are reading this, girls of SMA, I EXIST. Like, right now. Just - in Texas. Not Portlandia - I mean Portland. COUGH, COUGH - *put a bird on it* - COUGH, COUGH. Sorry, catch in my throat. A GAZILLION BROWNIE POINTS FOR THOSE WHO GOT THAT. Jesus loves ya, even if you don''t see it - over and out - JELLY WHO EXISTS.

Monday, March 28, 2011

Maybe It's Not The First Time Though 'Cause This Feels Sorta Familiar...

For the first time since... Well, I believe it's the first time since I started this blog... I don't have any words. No ranting paragraphs on the goodness of Zutara, no Barbie dreams, no funny comments or inside jokes to share. I'm just... Really tired and... I dunno. Pleghb im going to bed now.

Monday, March 14, 2011

BOWIE

You remind me of The Babe!
What babe?
The Babe with the power!
What power?
The power of the vudu!
Who do?
You do!
Do what?
Remind me of The Babe!

P.S: I looked again tonight and the vampire/nurse/stalker Barbie was not there... I must have been really tired that night...

P.P.S: I saw this Lucie Barbie at Tuesday Morning (the store, not the day of the week) who was getting knives thrown at her and they were like "stuck" in the cardboard all around her. They were like a centimeter long... And she had this like bizarre Barbie grimace on...

P.P.P.S: Did you know it tells me I'm wrong if I just type 'barbie' so unless I capitalize Barbie it's like incorrect?

Saturday, March 12, 2011

Panic

Panic. It rises up, making your tummy squirm and twist. Your heart pumps and your eyes stretch wide. Every noise, every twitch that you think you see is the most immense, creepy thing in the world. Why is is this feeling so fresh in my memory? What makes me feel this way? Last night I looked at my window (1:00 A.M-ish) and my blackout shades had been pulled open a little. Outside my window there's a bush. The way this bush was shaped it made me see a Barbie with a nurse cap on and super moonlight pale skin and a white, knee length dress. She had long, voluminous white-blond curls that reached just past her hips. Okay. Maybe my imagination made some of that up last night. But it was still creepy!!!!

Thursday, March 10, 2011

Ninja Assassin

I am a ninja super-sneaky assassin. I know where you live. Well... Not right this moment, but if I wanted to know then I could. I will find you. I am a shadow, a whisper. The thing that you thought you saw out of the corner of your eye today that you dismissed as a trick of the light? That was me hunting you. I am deadly and I- OOOW THAT WAS MY TOE ON THE DOOOOOOR!!!!!! Ok you got me I'm just really awesome. Awesome people stub their toes too, okay!?!?!? We do it subconsciously in order to remember what it feels like to be a normal person. OKAY?

Saturday, March 5, 2011

THAT'S LIKE, AWESOME!!

So thanks a bunch, Charlieissocoollike!! And cousin Cora! You played that album of Charlie's and he had that song about Rhymezone.com; I am now writing a song that rhymes!! Finally! Thanks a bunch!!

Friday, March 4, 2011

Ginny Weasley Walkthrough

So as you may know by now, I am going to the Harry Potter 7 Part 2 premiere at midnight in costume as: Ginny Weasley!!! Fun, hun?

So anyhow, as it took me forever to find everything I needed at a good price, I thought I could help others out by putting down what I did! So without further ado, I give you my Ginny Weasley complete costume walkthrough!!!

Ginny is modest, shy and not too flashy. She doesn't really know how pretty she is. For that reason, she sticks a little more to herself than, say, Cho Chang. She doesn't wear jewelry much, she wears simple, comfortable clothes and she is a proud Gryffindor.

The first thing you'll need is her uniform. You'll need a white, long sleeved button down shirt, a gray pullover or button down sweater in Gryffindor house colors, a gray, pleated knee length skirt, black tights, black shoes, a hair accessory and a Gryffindor uniform tie.


MAIN OUTFIT


Under Shirt: For her white button down long sleeved shirt, try this not-too-pricey J.C Penney's Arizona button down shirt from their website, jcpenneys.com.

Gryffindor House Sweater: Next is the Gryffindor house sweater. The one I chose may seem a little too much on the pricey side; honestly, though, you pay more than this in some places just for the fact that it's real lambswool. Lochaven of Scotland makes quality lambswool sweaters, and they happen to be the people who provided sweaters for the movies! If this is too expensive, try polyvore.com or just browse online or in-store.


Gray Skirt: For the gray skirt, we turn once more to Boutiques.com or polyvore.com. You should be able to find something that works here. If not, just google pleated midlength gray skirts.

Black Tights: For black tights, go to any Target, J.C Penney's, Dillard's ect... You can use their store or website. You can find cheep footed or footless tights that will work at any of those stores.

Black Shoes: Ginny wears a comfortable, worn looking black tennis shoe. What I chose was a black Doc Marten (but that was because I needed sneakers to put my orthodics in anyway and my mother was buying them). That's what it looks like she wears. Try docmartens.com. If this is too expensive, then any black flat from a department or shoe store will work.

Note: Since making this original post, I have found this website: http://www.cookieskids.com/. Here, you can find white button down shirts, gray skirts and other things in their uniform section. Hope this helps!


ACCESSORIES


As said before, Ginny does not like to bling up. But there are some things that are a necessity...

Gryffindor Tie: All Hogwarts school students must have their house tie. Ginny, as a Gryffindor, wears a maroon and gold one. A very cheep option for this is Amazon.com. The Rubies Costume
Co. Gryffindor tie is the cheapest option. Although I know from experience (since this is the tie I chose to purchase) that you may have to sew a few thing up here and there, it's ok quality for the price. If you want something more expensive or better quality (or that comes in a brown paper package tied up with string!) then check out www.WizardTies.com.

Hair Clip/Headband: Ginny wears either a very simple headband or hair clip with a tortoise-shell print to pull back her bangs. You can find either of these at a Target, J.C Penney's, Sally Beauty etc...

Wand: Because what is a witch without a wand? Really, there's no cheep alternative to Ginny's wand. I still haven't found one under $30... In the end, I think it'll end up that I'll take a stick and carve it to look like her wand.

So, enjoy this and have fun making costume! I hope that you enjoy being a geek about the Harry Potter series as much as I do! Tata for now...

Hope this helps anybody who needs it! -J

Thursday, March 3, 2011

Rhym-ey Song

I'm great with lyrics in the way that they come easily; I have just one problem. I cannot rhyme. Does anybody know how I can make rhymes? I mean, I can, but it just takes me awhile to think of things and by the time I've thought of things I've forgotten the tune and general idea of the song I was going for... Help me!!

Tuesday, March 1, 2011

The Mucho Mucho Bueno

Taco.
Bell.
Nothing but God and Jesus is better than The Bell of Taco. Every meal I have I think how much better it would have been if it had been Taco Bell. The Taco Bell by my house knows my order. Two bean and cheese burritos no sauce no onions and a medium baja blast no ice to drink. The beans warm my mouth and bring an oatmeal-like feel to my mouth. The stringy cheese melts away and wraps itself in with the beans. The evenly folded, soft tortilla crumbles in my mouth with the rest of the food. The baja blast no ice means that I get more drink for my money and I can drink more slowly and it won't be watered down. Oh, Taco Bell.