BOWIE

You remind me of The Babe!

What babe?

The Babe with the power!

What power?

The power of the vudu!

Who do?

You do!

Do what?

Remind me of The Babe!

P.S: I looked again tonight and the vampire/nurse/stalker Barbie was not there... I must have been really tired that night...

P.P.S: I saw this Lucie Barbie at Tuesday Morning (the store, not the day of the week) who was getting knives thrown at her and they were like "stuck" in the cardboard all around her. They were like a centimeter long... And she had this like bizarre Barbie grimace on...

P.P.P.S: Did you know it tells me I'm wrong if I just type 'barbie' so unless I capitalize Barbie it's like incorrect?

Panic

Panic. It rises up, making your tummy squirm and twist. Your heart pumps and your eyes stretch wide. Every noise, every twitch that you think you see is the most immense, creepy thing in the world. Why is is this feeling so fresh in my memory? What makes me feel this way? Last night I looked at my window (1:00 A.M-ish) and my blackout shades had been pulled open a little. Outside my window there's a bush. The way this bush was shaped it made me see a Barbie with a nurse cap on and super moonlight pale skin and a white, knee length dress. She had long, voluminous white-blond curls that reached just past her hips. Okay. Maybe my imagination made some of that up last night. But it was still creepy!!!!