Ninja Assassin

I am a ninja super-sneaky assassin. I know where you live. Well... Not right this moment, but if I wanted to know then I could. I will find you. I am a shadow, a whisper. The thing that you thought you saw out of the corner of your eye today that you dismissed as a trick of the light? That was me hunting you. I am deadly and I- OOOW THAT WAS MY TOE ON THE DOOOOOOR!!!!!! Ok you got me I'm just really awesome. Awesome people stub their toes too, okay!?!?!? We do it subconsciously in order to remember what it feels like to be a normal person. OKAY?

The Few Fonts Of Blogger

So I was trying out the fonts they have, cause I wanted something interesting; they are all boring, common, unsurprising text fonts that do NOT under ANY circumstances or from ANYONE'S perspective make me want to type in them. Why name them font, ariel, courier, georgia, lucida grande, times, trebuchet, verdana, and webdings (webdings) when they all look so similar that theres no point calling them something different (excluding webdings). Just... why? I mean, they don't even look that different, most of them, anyway. And the text box doesn't even recognize it's own font names...Get some interesting fonts, Blogger!

In Jesus' name-

Jelly !