Ninja Assassin

I am a ninja super-sneaky assassin. I know where you live. Well... Not right this moment, but if I wanted to know then I could. I will find you. I am a shadow, a whisper. The thing that you thought you saw out of the corner of your eye today that you dismissed as a trick of the light? That was me hunting you. I am deadly and I- OOOW THAT WAS MY TOE ON THE DOOOOOOR!!!!!! Ok you got me I'm just really awesome. Awesome people stub their toes too, okay!?!?!? We do it subconsciously in order to remember what it feels like to be a normal person. OKAY?