REALLY? If I don't exist then WHO IS WRITING THIS?!?! HUH?

Ok, so my sister lives in Oregon. And she goes to this all-girls school there. So she tells her friends there about Jelly (me, for those of you who can't relate the blog title to the person and are sorta like... Brain dead.) and they don't believe her. They seriously think she is lying about having a Geeky (capitalized due to the fact that Geeks are a separate race from humans and should be well distinguished from human beings), goofy, 12 year old piece of awesome for a sister. WHAT? If you are reading this, girls of SMA, I EXIST. Like, right now. Just - in Texas. Not Portlandia - I mean Portland. COUGH, COUGH - *put a bird on it* - COUGH, COUGH. Sorry, catch in my throat. A GAZILLION BROWNIE POINTS FOR THOSE WHO GOT THAT. Jesus loves ya, even if you don''t see it - over and out - JELLY WHO EXISTS.