REALLY? If I don't exist then WHO IS WRITING THIS?!?! HUH?

Ok, so my sister lives in Oregon. And she goes to this all-girls school there. So she tells her friends there about Jelly (me, for those of you who can't relate the blog title to the person and are sorta like... Brain dead.) and they don't believe her. They seriously think she is lying about having a Geeky (capitalized due to the fact that Geeks are a separate race from humans and should be well distinguished from human beings), goofy, 12 year old piece of awesome for a sister. WHAT? If you are reading this, girls of SMA, I EXIST. Like, right now. Just - in Texas. Not Portlandia - I mean Portland. COUGH, COUGH - *put a bird on it* - COUGH, COUGH. Sorry, catch in my throat. A GAZILLION BROWNIE POINTS FOR THOSE WHO GOT THAT. Jesus loves ya, even if you don''t see it - over and out - JELLY WHO EXISTS.

SISTER!

Hello, Sera, hello!

Hello, Serastoff, hello!!

My sister (who's name is not actually Serastoff, it's just a pen name) is coming down from Portland to visit for a few days and go to stage two of creative writing and visual arts at HSPVA. Sooooo gonna be cool. We're going to go pick her up at the airport pretty soon. So anyways, she'll be down here through Sunday; I'm super happy because we got the anti-weed ground-cloth down and have filled in with stones over most of it in the dessert plant bed and the herb plant bed. We've also planted the Japanese Honeysuckle out of it's pot and into the ground and we've also put the stone slabs around it in a sort of half moon walkway dudad. See ya soon, Palo!!

-In Jesus' Name,

Jelly